h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I be the minister of um, marshmallows, as I currently feel that they are sadly underrepresented on h2g2, particularly the pink ones. I am aware that the white ones can be a bit nasty on occasion, but this is a democracy and they should have their say too, right? Pleasessayyes ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...

Madmaz

Oops sorry I haven't noticed you before I haven't been on h2g2 for ages Anyway, of course you can be Minister of Marshmallows, sounds very worthwhile to me. And I'm glad to have somebody so fair and unbiased on the team too (as opposed to all the bigots here already)

Yay! I'm a minister for marshmallows! So... Um... What do I have to do?
Madmaz

hi this is the toasted mallow man who thinks any other colour except red is fascist

At present I am not representing any red marshmallows, although if you meet any you are quite welcome to refer them to me. I do however know a large number of pink marshmallow, some of the nasty white ones, and even a couple of the rare, hard-to-come-by blue ones, although I don't like to boast. I also have little mushroom mallows, but don't tell anyone .

Madmaz

Ooh redken, you might be interested in the Ministry of Favourite Colours.... apply to purplejenny, click on the link on the page above for details

mushroommallows? Oooooh
Have you heard of / played Fluffy Bunny? It's the all time greatest marshmallow-related party game

Yay! Fluffy Bunnies. I couldn't help but notice that there's a guide entry on that http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A183520. So that's nice. I can't type any more. I'm on a dodgy computer with a dodgier keyboard where the 'a' keeps getting stuck down. It's probably symbolic.

Mdmz

aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

You could try to type without using the letter you mentioned? Like this? *tries to not use the specified letter*

Don't you think tht would mke it quite hrd to understnd? ctully, It doesn't, relly. Let's bn the infernl letter! Sorry... I got bit crried wy... You cn still use the letter in smilies, though, right? Where would we be without ... There's quite lot of them with the letter in. I give up. I'm bored, but I'm not tht bored.

Ooh but there's slo few words which don't work so well without the ... such s 'rdvrk'

Or ntidiestblishmentrinism... It just doesn't work, does it?