h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wasn't sure if using up one of the 27 posts to offer Fruit Pastilles would be a good plan so I thought I'd just leave them here...

Oooh thank you. A much nicer message than that silly one from a terrorist wanting to blow us up.

Shhhh...
*whispers*
Seen as how my ministry is likely to be shut indefinitely there's a surplus now y'see
*hands over a box of Fruit Pastilles to Peregrin*

ooh thanks... *hides box under desk*

Shut? What? Indefinitely? Aargh? What's happening?

*starts eating the Fruit Pastilles whilst Peregrins not looking*

It's under moderation, and no matter how much I randomly click on buttons, it won't reappear... that and if they're going to be fussy I suspect that there are only about 6 words on the whole page which aren't copyrighted

Aw

They'll never take the fruit pastilles alive! *guards box with his life*

I can kill them for you if it'll make you happier....

<BB<

*notes that she no longer seems to be able to get at the Fruit Pastilles*
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*needs a Fruit Pastille*
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*Wonders if the President is ticklish*
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*Wonders if you can get arrested for tickling a President*
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*runs forward, tickles Peregrin, grabs a handful of Fruit Pastilles out of the box and then runs off*

*giggles, squeaks, and tries to call his security guards, but cannot rolled up in a ball on the floor*

Er, ahem, yes I am a teensy bit ticklish.

Anyway, *you* are welcome to fruit pastilles, you gave them to me after all. It's the moderators who aren't, unless they ask nicely

*laughs*
OOOH fun new game
*stands by ready to tickle Peregrin as soon as he stops giggling*
I attempted to moderate a moderator yesterday until I found out that italics weren't necessarily moderators so I didn't bother then
*helps herself to another Fruit Pastille or ten whilst she waits for Peregrin to stop giggling*

*tickles the soles of Tinkerbell's feet*

*realises the flaw in her plan as she collapses giggling*
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*would point out that that was unfair but is too ticklish to speak*
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*grabs a handy feather duster and starts tickling back*
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