h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I better just tidy up in here before Mr G arrives
shazz

*suddenly appears (don't ask how just go with it )*
hhhhmmmm....need a hand??
Monsy

Yes please Monsy... I think that Mr G. will love this place... I hope that he has enough furniture left to put in here though! Maybe we should ask NM to custom build some!
shazz

ROFLMAOPMF!!!!!!!! you are a glutten for punishment now aren't you?? hehe!!!
actually, i think he may still be back at the temple squinting with all his might LOL!!
Monsy

Ah yes... but at least we now know why Wowbagger doesn't have much strength left! Hehehehehe
shazz

hehe!! true ....wonder how he will handle the every two hour wake-up calls?? i mean even if yvette is the one who gets up he will still be woke up by the crying and then there is the noise the baby will make
Monsy

He'll have to ask Linus... or visit my wallowing in dirty nappies forum! LOL
shazz

speaking of nappies...my daughter in law is not happy with me at the moment....the 3 and 4 year old grandchildren have just a month or so ago begun their training....i quit changing nappies on them long ago but since they started training they still send them over in nappies...first thing they have to do when they get here is take their pants off and run about the house naked from the waist down....this makes sure they use the potty and not their nappy....hasn't failed yet but she thinks it is degrading to them...my opinion...it is more degrading to be 3 and 4 and in nappies
Monsy

I fully agree Monsy... only one of mine was in nappies after reaching 2 1/2, and that was my lad... he certainly wasn't much later then that! In England they are not allowed to go to nursery school or playgroup until they are fully toilet trained! (The odd accident doesn't count of course!)
Anyway... we better check out upstairs now... make sure that the bedrooms are all aired
shazzPRME

Suddendly there is a sound of a truck's brakes being slammed on, and then a huge crash, then sounds of things smashing happen.

ARGH!!! Who put that cardboard box, and the scooter there? Anyway I hope Monsy is alright.

Okies, everyone out, lets unpack this stuff.

*gies into the house*

MONSY!!!!! *hugs* You're safe *phew*
Shazz, what's happened here? This place is still a mess? Don't tell me you threw a party with out me? Anyway, I like it, just help the guys move some stuff.

Thanks

Ok Mr G.! I'm glad that you like the place! I've booked a rather special cleaning service, so we should be sorted in no time
shazz

*begins turning blue*
ok, you can let go now
*looks around frantically for her box*
MY BOX!!! WHERE'S MY BOX?!?!?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THAT BOX!!!
*begins shaking and going into box withdrawels*
Monsy

Don't worry Monsy, I can get you a new box if you want

*wipes her eyes and speaks between her sniffles*
phfphfarephfphfyouphfsurephfphf?? phfyouphfmeanphfphfitphfphf?
Monsy

Wow... I've never seen anyone suffer from box withdrawal before!
Are you feeling a little better now Monsy?
Where is that cleaning service I ordered?
shazz

I have a special one that my 168cm TV was in (before it broke). You can use that one. It will be like a mansion compared to the samll cosy one, I think NM could fit in there as well

*find a note lying on the floor* Hmmm, it says something about a train trip, maybe we should go have a look http://www.h2g2.com/F35969?thread=79217&post=619858

*the clink of bottles heralds the arrival of...*

Beer! Who'd like a beer? I have German beer and Aussie beer and Irish beer and Canadian Moosehead beer and Dutch beer and... well... lots of beer basically. And some other stuff for people who don't like beer. We know who you are.

And I can guarrantee that after a few of these babies you're not going to care about whether or not this place is a bit dusty - so tuck in!!!

Hello btw

Do you bring Lemon Ruskis for me? I know it's too early in the morning, but what the heck *laughs*

But don't you think it's all too premature in having drinks while Monsy is having a crisis about here own abode?

I think that Monsy really likes the new box! I think that I am just about recovered enough now to brave a beer, although I would prefer an English one!
shazz