Big Brother is a TV series which consists of people sitting on sofas in a house with no TV, getting bored.

This is a game you can play at home! You will need:

• A room in a house
• One or more sofas
• A television set
• A mirror
• Cigarettes and alcohol to taste

Method:

Place the television in the corner of the room. Arrange the sofas around the room artistically. Rearrange them in a tedious geometric arrangement. Place the mirror over the screen of the television.

Sit on the sofas drinking (and smoking if you must). Watch yourself in the mirror. Congratulations! You have recreated the experience of watching Big Brother, at a fraction of the cost.