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I have to do my accounts (by last Thursday at the latest), thus it is imperative that I take time to join the Procastinators Society.
Does the Society have a list of brilliant excuses ?
As my contribution, I suggest adding an apostrophy (spelling of apostrophe ? I'll check tomorrow....)to the end of "Procrastinators". This is to show that I have an eye for detail (or maybe just to show off). It may not be helpful but detail is needed for my accounts...... so basically, I'm doing my work....

Well, we used to be The Procrastinator's Society until someone pointed out that it was incorrect usage of the apostrophe. Are you suggesting Procrastinators's? I don't know if we'd get that past the grammar police, not Procrastinators'

Either way, welcome to The Society, please find your way to The Palace Flophouse and Grill and make yourself at home

Thanks !

Is there some official badge or diploma that can be framed ? (or better, a medical certificate).

Question : Is procrastination recognised as Force Majeure ?

If that means you can't insure against it, then yes

I was thinking of an excuse for non-compliance with committments.... but if its recognised by insurers, that's probably a sound basis for argument.
Thanks