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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 21, 2000
I'm really hungry... I should've put a grill back here... Heck.. I may as well use my angel powers to conjure a Chinese delivery...
"YEs, I'd loike almond chicken, beef with brocoli, and chow mein... thanks"
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Kes Posted Nov 21, 2000
Er, could you add one beef Hor Fun with noodles and a special fried rice? Thanks.
What an inspired distraction! Food! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 21, 2000
Croiky!!! That'll be expensive... OH well...
I'd loike wot 'e said, as well...
The distraction was inspired by hunger...
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Kes Posted Nov 21, 2000
Tell them to charge it to henry Higgins' account!
Waits distractedly for the food to arrive ...*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 21, 2000
Good idear, love!!!
Just you waite, 'enry 'iggins!!!
::polishes the bar while waite-ing::
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Kes Posted Nov 21, 2000
No, no, eliza ... "White" is a colour ... "Wait ... "wait" "A" as in "tray" ...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 21, 2000
NO no, 'enry!!! Booger is wot comes from your noze...
"BUG"
"UG" as in Bugger off!!!
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Kes Posted Nov 21, 2000
*Turns pale, leans against sideboard, puts hand to brow*
Oh, Eliza! What are we to do with you? I see the food has arrived. Come and sit here ... Now - about using chopsticks ....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 21, 2000
Oi'm not Eliza!!!
I cohn't get to the food... Won't you MOVE YOUR BLOOMING AAAAASS!??
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Kes Posted Nov 21, 2000
*Sighs*
Try saying: "please could you move over slightly" , rather than ... what you said.
Now have you used chopsticks before?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 21, 2000
Why yes I 'ave!!!
::uses them as drum sticks::
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Kes Posted Nov 22, 2000
*Passes her a spoon, then puts head in hands, on table*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 22, 2000
::balances the spoon on a Chinese food carton and uses it to make symbol crashes::
(This reminds me of my behavior at the mall with my parents and brother the other night... )
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Kes Posted Nov 22, 2000
*Decides to lead by example. Sits up, opens some cartons, takes food into bowl, waves chopsticks at Dragonfly, and demonstrated how to use them.*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 22, 2000
OH!!! You main use them to aite with!!!
You're not very cleah aboat thangs, did anyone effah tell you tha!??
Oi all ready knoiw 'ow to aite with chopsticks, Oi do...
Me uncle taught me, 'e did!!!
::demonstrates::
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Kes Posted Nov 22, 2000
Oh good. Er , you don't have to spear the food with them ... er. do be careful ...
*Ducks to avoid flying vegetable pieces*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 22, 2000
(::cracking up:
Oi'll Speah you, sir, if yeh don't wotch it!!!
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Kes Posted Nov 22, 2000
Aha! Fencing, is it? En Garde, then madam!
*Leaps to his feet, using a chopstick like a fencing sword, lunging it towards Dragonfly*
Ha!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 22, 2000
Tha's a good way to hurt someone...
You think you're such a master of evvathing...
(hard to maintain the accent while I am listening to this really wierd rendition of "A Partridge in a Pear Tree", where each gift is sung with a different accent...)
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Kes Posted Nov 22, 2000
"Thing", Dragonfly ... not "Ffing"
*Abandons pretend swordfight; resumes eating dinner*
Care for a Spring Roll?
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