h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hahahahaa... the Devil on holiday... funny...

::Glares at him:: A hot riot...

*Not used to being glared at*
Huh! What did I do? Did anyone ever tell you that you ....
*Shuts up before the halo starts again*

Stupid devil...

Oh...

I'm sorry, Kessy-baby!!! ::bats her eyes::

*Crackle!! .. Fizzz! Splut! ....ZZZZzzzzzzZZZxxx!*
*Pale blue smoke begins to rise from the halo, which would not look out of place in a disco*
*Kes steps up close to Dragonfly, looks into those deep, deep brown eyes, and says ....*





Have you got something in your eye? Here's a tissue.

::swoons::

*With a cach in his throte*
oh its so romantic

*Kes catches the swooning Dragonfly in his arms. As his halo starts to emit brown smoke, the overload cut-out operates - it subsides into silence, providing a very faint green glow from the back-up circuit. He carries D to a chair and arranges her decorously in it.*

Oh dear! Are you alright? Hello? Oh gosh ... what to do? First aid! What did the book say? er .. make them comfortable ..yes, done that ... what's next? ... loosen clothing .. oh dear no! definitely not! *Halo starts making "Ggggrrrr" noises at the thought* .... glass of water! Yes! that's the thing.

*Grabs glass of clear liquid from the bar and holds it to D's lips*

Here Dragonfly - drink this.

*raises an eyebrow*
have you any idea what was in that because it does not smell like water

::wakes up and lunges at Kes, viciously::

OH!!!

::breathless::

OH THANK YOU!!! You have saved my life!!! Bless you!!!

*Kes staggers back, holding his nose.*

Whh'd yu hdd bbi odd dde ndd fff? Whhd'd iyy ddu?

(Had he not been holding his nose, it would have sounded more like:
What did you do that for? What did I do? )

Iyy oddli liffded yu upp add pudd yu odd thu seet .. Iyy ddidd'tddu eddyffin els ... hoddes iyy ddiddn'!

*Takes hand away from nose, checks for damage ... nose is still attached*

Ouch! What did I do to deserve that?

we could tell you but that would spoile the fun


(have a haert give him a name)

Dragonfly ... while you're explaining what I did to merit a wallop on the nose from you ... take a look and make sure it's not bleeding, or anything, would you?

I'm sorry, Kessy... you just saved my life... You're not bleeding...

grattatude for you isnt it you save her life and she smacks you

I only smacked INTO him when going in for a big old bear hug...

Well that's all right then. No permanent damage done. What a shame I connected with your hand instead of both your arms! Just my luck . Still ...
*Gives her a hug*
There.

Awww...

::enjoys the hug emmensely::

*So does Kes .. and those brown eyes have a terrible effect on him!*

::sigh::

(You have a poker game at the Crossed Purposes, you know... )

Hmmmmmmm .... what? .... mmmm ..
Oh yes, I'll give that a share of attention .... in a minute ....