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If this is a bar,lets have a party
Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 11, 2000
Well, truth or dare is basically that. People take turns being the object of everyone else's attention, and they choose either Truth or Dare. If they choose Truth, then they must truthfully answer the first question posed to them. If dare, they have to do whatever task is first posed to them (within reason, of course
). I don't know how the rules to N-Dimensional Truth Or Dare would go, but I assume the truths would involve secrets not of ourselves, but probably of h2g2 itself (such as, this could write mythology for h2g2), and the dares would probably be extremely ridiculous tasks that mortals would have no choice of succeeding in (such as reprograming a VCR, or something). But that's just the first idea that came to mind. Other suggestions are welcome.
And Dragonfly, feel free to play.
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 11, 2000
*Shrugs*
Oh well I tried. at least have some live Bag pipe music
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Sep 11, 2000
*As if on que Vince enter whereing a kiult playing the myistacal Bag pipe music*
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 11, 2000
*Puts his head in to his hands*
Oh God when did they let you back in to the contry
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 12, 2000
::dances a mystical bagpipe jig::
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Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 12, 2000
Okay, maybe not truth or dare.
*Sits back and enjoys the bagpipe music*
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Sep 13, 2000
Look Kid nothoing will keep me out.
*carry on playing the bag Pipes and starts a jig as an excuse to kick Bob*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 13, 2000
::tries to conceal her laughter::
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Afgncaap5 Posted Sep 13, 2000
Just so everyone knows, Dragonfly and I are writing the h2g2 mythology over in the Astrology department. If you wanna check in on that, feel free to.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 13, 2000
There are free chips. 
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MyBrainHurts (Muse of bows and strings, principal viola of the h2g2 orchestra) Posted Sep 13, 2000
:MBH has been sleeping in a corner, awakens, annoyed by that bagpipe music playing unaccompanied:
Since one cannot shut it up, I'll take up my fiddle and play a merry tune together with the bagpipe. Please all feel free to dance, or take one of the magic bagpipe blocker headphones I just invented. They also go great as stylish hairpieces!
Multidimensional truth or dare, how interesting. I guess a dare could be to dare the object of attention to envision a way to go around ones own body in the fifth dimension (since, as we know, time is the fourth, and time travel is impossible (well, that again depends how you look at it, doesn't it???) and we can skip that one). Also, from superstring theory we 'know' that there are five to twenty-one dimensions, waiting somewhere rolled up like a newspaper. Anyone ready to unroll a few of them? I have heard that MET helps!
:Oh, dear, MBH just unrolled the seventh dimension in the Bacchus Bar. He shouldn't have done that since now a flood of classic goo rolls into the Bar and threatens to play truth or dare...:
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Sep 13, 2000
*Carrys on kicking bob not even bothering to play the play the bag pipes any more*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 13, 2000
::runs behind the bar, shouting:: STOP KICKING BOB!!!
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Sep 13, 2000
Why Its funhe deservs it
*notices the Goo for the first time*
Oh that
*jumps behind the bar leaving Bob to his fate*
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Ottox Posted Sep 13, 2000
Hurray!!!! No one plays bagpipe. Good ol goo stopped that
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 13, 2000
*Bob getts coverd in the Goo and he can be seen stugaling underneath. his shape seems to change and when the goo has passed over him he has mutated in to a Giant bag pipe*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 13, 2000
::Screams in silent terror, gripping a barstool::
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 13, 2000
*Tries to speak but it comes out as funny bag Pipe sounds gives up and starts to play "you take the high road"*
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Ottox Posted Sep 13, 2000
* Does what he long planned to do, but just thought wasn't necessary: Grabs a Dart and punctures the bagpibe. A wheeeeee-tone is heard *
Sorry Bob. It's for the better though. You'll be allright in a few weeks 
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Sep 14, 2000
*atempts to make a noise but it only comes out as an add whooshing of air escaping*
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- 63: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Sep 11, 2000)
- 64: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Sep 11, 2000)
- 65: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 12, 2000)
- 66: Afgncaap5 (Sep 12, 2000)
- 67: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Sep 13, 2000)
- 68: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 13, 2000)
- 69: Afgncaap5 (Sep 13, 2000)
- 70: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 13, 2000)
- 71: MyBrainHurts (Muse of bows and strings, principal viola of the h2g2 orchestra) (Sep 13, 2000)
- 72: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Sep 13, 2000)
- 73: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 13, 2000)
- 74: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Sep 13, 2000)
- 75: Ottox (Sep 13, 2000)
- 76: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Sep 13, 2000)
- 77: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 13, 2000)
- 78: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Sep 13, 2000)
- 79: Ottox (Sep 13, 2000)
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