h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't see the imaginary hamster! Is that because it's imaginary? I think I may have to swipe that one for my page. Go look.

Hi Yanichka..

After a long search..I finally found your picture in the Picture Library..I think your right..it's an imaginary hamster..

Look on the bright side..Your imaginary hamster can be long haired or short haired & any colour you want it to be....

WG

..all that searching..&..all I had to do was click on the big orange title above..

(goes away to slap herself with a wet kipper)

You're learning...

..I wonder how much use that wet kipper is going to get..

WG Emmily

I suspect not too much. I've only been using h2g2 since November, and SEF only since December (and he knows _everything_).

*eats the kipper*

Thanks for all the... *stops before he gets too cheesey*

~

In fact, thinking about it, it was you who ACEd me... I may not have stuck around at all if it wasn't for you. So have another .

~

oooooopppppppssss....Owl..I had meant to reply to that when I was in Emmily's name..spit that kipper out..I need it again....

I'd say that's my biggest 'fault' my memory..I'm so absent mineded..get real mad at myself sometimes....

Thanks for the reply to the welcome from Last November..it was niice of you....

WG Emmily

I don't know everything. For one thing I'm considerably smaller than the universe. Oh, and less of the personal pronouns please.

As it happens though, I do know where there are a few more hamsters and other furry things. However, I couldn't possibly reveal where if that Owl is feeling hungry again now.

It's ok SEF..Owl's been fed..About time I fed myself too....

Catch you's later..

WG Emmily

Oops, sorry SEF. Didn't mean to call you "he" specifically - just using the old-style gender-free pronoun cos it's still the most commonly used one.

all round for those who are starving!

~

you are on candid camera


join the revolution A999543

My preferred pronoun is normally "it" or "its". However, I carefully gave my nickname on h2g2 a vowel so it can be pronounced by the hard of thinking who need to read out loud and made it short enough that it's as easy to use "SEF" or "SEF's" as any pronoun.

Pheloxi. Are you sure that camera will work? All the emoticons seem to be dysfunctional at the moment (slow connection or overloaded servers). Besides which, my SEP field means I am often invisible to both people and technology.

for those people who miss a hamster

http://www.hamsterdance.com/

btw I am not... A934355

I was thinking about the dancing/singing hamster the other day anyway. I didn't know it was still going (assuming that is the same site).

It is still the same site. You can tell because they're still convinced that "hamster" has a 'p' in it somewhere. Good thing they registered the correctly-spelled domain name too.

I can't believe they did a dance remix of the song. That song was the best part of the site. Good thing I have it on my computer; unfortunately I can't get it to loop infinitely like in the old days... (sigh)