h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Soup is fine i liek soup, i like roman noodles better. i have a set of chop stick i use to eat them with!

ohand *prances around naked*

I'll prance YOUR noodle! put on the KILT!!!!

Chop sticks are very good when dieting.Can't get a thing in my mouth.
Well, snow peas. Cuz I can stab um with my chop stick.

A fella' made some sort of Asian meal for me at his appt. one night. There was sake, candlelight...I was soooo hungery after the meal...then he turned on the light to find his pipe or something...and said, "Woah! Next time I'm putting down a drop cloth!"
I looked at the floorand there was my dinner......ALLLL over the place.

...*dances around taunting the hippster with the kilt...*OooooOooo you could be my dancing girl!Got any finger cymbles?

FINE! *twirls around in a lift cotton skirt*

and though i have a collor i belong to someone else.......kind....not really......maybe.....

Darling. You, I, *we* can do/be ANYthing/Anyone & *virtually* belong to
ANYone we want to be ... here ... do/be??? Oooo do/be-do/be-do/be!

===~ ~~

...*whispers...* if my Bear is cool with what I do here, you'd think your *maybe*
wouldn't have a prob. either.

NOW......may we PA-leeze go see The Queen?!
...*smoothes gown...fluffs hair...pinches cheeks (for color)...*

*escorts her to teh doors, opens them and leads her down teh red carpet to the throne*

*looks down to see her passed out with excitement* oh dear * puts an oxygen mask on her*

...*opens eyes to see her LAST post has been pulled...*

It's the Queen!!!!! ...*grabs Hippster by the collar shaking him...*

*twitch* oh dear....*pulls out some smelling salts and sweeps it under her nose*

*sits her up and fans her* do you have your corset on too tight?

Really!!! ...*whispers...*got a knife

*cuts teh back open so she can breath*

Thanks, I needed that!

What does the Queen mean when she yells, "Off whit their heads?"
...*turns around to see whom the Queen might be speaking of...*

*comes running in soaking wet from Rita*

No clue, i think the Queen was a paranoid schizo >_>

*shrug* but taht Jack of Hearts has one fine ass

*hands her a top to cover up with*

*sits by the river side and wonders why it's so quite in Wonderland*