h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't be "afraid", that's good. unless it's just friendly normal everyday love. in that case, i wish to be included.
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Can there be some normal friendly love going round too?
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Sure, would you like some?

yes please. * basks in warm friendly glow*
And you?
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Yes, I think I will, terribly kind of you!
By the way, could you lend me £390...please?

no
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's alright I don't need it any more anyway, 's all been taken care of.

I HAVE TOLD YOU I'M SORRY!!!!!

Can you stop giving away your love freely to other people! (ie. Clelbsy)

I REALISE YOU'RE SORRY, EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T ENTIRELY YOU'RE FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!! ALL IS FORGIVEN, LASSY COME HOME

Would you prefer me to give my love away for money? (only joking)



I wonder if any of you have worked out the complexities of my signature...

Lizzie, I'm sure Will has enough love to go around us all, after all, it's two completely different types of love we're talking about.
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Look if you carry on like this I'll develop a massive ego and a crooked nose, for goodnes sake. I have the greatest love for myself and my desire to live.

Actually that's not true, I love Lizzie more than that.

???
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You just don't understand!

(What a way to end a play)

Don't think it's over yet, young man!!!
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Sounds exciting
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You get excited about just about anything, don't you?
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I can't help loving your best friend, 's not my fault