h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is something quite decadent about a box of these, something which makes my halo slip and I sprout devil's horns, the thought of sharing them horrifies me, any visitors to this page, please bring your own box!
But you can help yourself to a large slice of chocolate fudge cake, there's cream in the fridge or ice cream in the freezer if you prefer..
Then come & sit beside me and tell me all about your chocolate loves and experiences....

'Man cannot live by chocolate alone.....
But woman can'

Being as I'm on a health kick (HAH!), I have been exercising restraint when faced with that sweet sweet cocoa goodness, but my eyes betrayed me today and locked onto a new orange chocolate bar on the market. "Ah, something new" I thought, "it is my duty to try such things". Upon tasting this new brave warrior in the choco wars, my taste buds delighted in an explosion of fabulous taste sensation! The chocolate hit of a Twirl, the orangy goodness of your most favourite orange thing, combined in a dazzlingly delicate wonderful fusion! As I reclined langurously after devouring every little segment, I knew I had found my chocolate nirvana.

Thank you for that, vixen!
You are now a fully fledged member of our Chocolate Lovers fan club. Feel free to link us from your homepage. I am Galaxy Babe and my partner is Mina. Feel free to chat away whever the urge takes you. Delighted to make the aquaintance of a fellow chocolate-lover. Dairy Milk Orange is on my shopping list for tomorrow....

its not fair thorntons is to close to cladge I try to be good I relly do but I end up spending almost all my mony on chocklet MMMMMMMM chocklet

My kind of guy!

Basically, if its chocolate I'll eat it! Theres nothing better than choosing the right chocolate for your mood then cuddling up with a LOT of it and eating it. Best thing is, its good for you!!!

Great! Thanks for telling me that!!!
No excuses now, folks. Chocolate is good for you!

It certainly is, it was in the paper a little while ago. It doesnt give you spots or anything! It even reduces the risk of heart disease. I cried for joy when I found out! Of course there was something about excess being bad for you, but when was the small print ever important???

Excess of anything is bad for you. That's what it means.
Women need chocolate. My mate has a book about it.

Chocolate books - that's what we need- read then eat. I love both so it would be ideal, anyone fancy making (publishing?) them?

What a great idea!

I've got a book that tells you what sort of person you are from what sort of chocolates (from a box) you like. I think it also tells you about your personality from whaat you do with the wrappers. Or did I read that somewhere else?

That wouldnt be any good for me! I eat them all, sometimes wrappers as well!

hehehe
I ~really~ like you hezher, you're my kind of chocoholic!
An interesting-sounding book, Mina, if you ever get hold of it again, I'd love the details!

choclets have wrapers on them. what an amazing thing I have never noticed befor. oh well I gess that is somthing else to look at in thorntons

I'll dig the book out and let you know tomorrow GB.

Did you know they're now making patches to stop you eating chocolate! They are worn like a plaster on a finger and smell of chocolate to provide a substitute for eating it! It'll never work, NOTHING can beat eating chocolate, and no true chocoholic would want to stop anyway. Then again it might be useful for when eating chocolate is impossible. They can tell me off for eating in class, but not for sniffing at the plaster on m,y finger...

I have heard of that, the plasters are impregnated with a vailla-smelling substance, supposed to satisfy the sweet craving. It wouldn't work on me, either!

Nor me.
Chocolate liqueurs are the best, the expensive ones made from dark chocolate without any nasty sugary bits.
These mean one can combine eating chocolate and drinking alcohol

Wonderful stuff!
I saw the offending advert today, they're selling those patches in Boots...who's for starting a picket line?