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Salam's Sarnies

Post 1

Salem Saberhagen

You enter the mystical glowing building to find a counter with stacks and stacks of sandwiches, complete with flies. People are sat at tables, some taking the first bite of their sandwich, others, having had their first bite, being sick on the already dirty floor.
You walk over to the counter and, being incredibley hungry, order a 'lobster and marmite baguette'. Then you walk over to a table and introduce yourself to small band of friendly looking regulars (?!)...


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Post 2

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

Hmm.."The Worst Sandwiches on h2g2". It's unique, I'll give you that, but I'm not sure it will sell.

I'm hungry. I'll have...er...a glass of water. smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Salem Saberhagen

OK, one glass of pond water coming up!


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Post 4

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

*pulls a frog out of the water, and sits it in front of the glass.*

Here you go. smiley - smiley


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Post 5

GOD

* HE wanders in looking about at all the cockroaches HE knows for certain lurk in the depths of the region... *

Well, a couple of salad ones with extra mayo !!!

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


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Post 6

Salem Saberhagen

You want slugs with that? smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Saint Silent Bob of the Silent Majority

::Writes on blackboard::

If you're hungry, how about milk?

smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

GOD

Definitely lots of slugs !!! smiley - smiley

Oh... now where are my manners

* He hands the 'meal' which would be more nutrious if it was made out of mealworms to Silent Bob... smiley - winkeye *

Now you wouldn't say no to taste testing this first !!! smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


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Post 9

Saint Silent Bob of the Silent Majority

smiley - tongueout


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