The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Oct 22, 2008
ACME Deluxe
ACME Deluxe now supplies
Warts, whiskers and wobbly eyes.
Also, pointy hats, cloaks and broomsticks.
You name it, ACME will fix.
So, when you enter the darkened street
Don’t forget your over-large feet,
Your crooked teeth and evil cackle,
Nor, the plastic dress with hidden tackle.
Green skin makes you look sick,
But, don't forget to take your pick
Of the choicest sweets - Do Not Lag.
Fill up that Trick or Treat Bag!