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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Sep 22, 2000
oh EV.. what did you do... this bit... it's all hard. and I'm pretty sure its not meant to be like that...
now what did they teach me to do with something like that...? oh yes... try and ease it with long strokes of the fingers...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 22, 2000
I must have bumped it on the side of the pool.
Mmm, that feels nice... but the swelling doesn't seem to be going down at all.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Sep 23, 2000
oh dear... I wonder how long it will stay like that... I mean, it is slightly worrying...
Maybe we should get a second opinion... 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 23, 2000
Oh dear... do you think so?
Who can we get a second opinion from?
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Oct 9, 2000
I think Mina would be quite willing to help you out there.... 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 9, 2000
Good idea!
*looks around for Mina*
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 11, 2000
Did I hear my name?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
*innocently* Hello Mina, fancy seeing you here!
Could you have a look? It's all swollen.
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 11, 2000
~has a look~
You're right, it's swollen right up. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
*checks to see which jokes have already been done in this forum*
It's quite uncomfortable. Can you help me?
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 11, 2000
~prefers to make up her own jokes that no one else understands anyway~
I'm not sure I can. I think I would just make it worse.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 11, 2000
Oh dear.
There must be something you can do? *looks hopeful*
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 11, 2000
Really, I don't think so. If I touched that it would just swell up a lot more.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Oct 17, 2000
oh dear... and what do we have here? I disappear for a few days and look at what happens. you get you're own assistant in to check up on me. humph!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 17, 2000
*looks confused*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Oct 17, 2000
*not half as confused as I am. that almost made sense when i wrote it, now i'm just lost again. must be all that mutagen i was working with earlier, gone and damaged my last few brain cells*
you've got someone in to check on my work? dont you trust my judgement? though i hope Mina *did* give you the once over
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 17, 2000
Errrrrr. *thinks for a while* Well, you suggested I should get a second opinion. It's not that I don't trust you, but you can't be too careful. 
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 17, 2000
I did look at it very carefully.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Oct 17, 2000
and what is your *no doubt* final decision Mina? or could you use a hand to help treat him? 
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I'm not really here Posted Oct 17, 2000
I haven't come to my final conclusion yet ddgdb. And I think EV needs all the helping hands he can get atm.
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