h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*arrives back, somewhat breathless*
Well, would you believe it? I had no idea the police station closed early on Fridays.

That reminds me, must go on a random breaking and entering spree next Friday night.

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Pardon?

THAT REMINDS ME, oh, never mind.

Fair enough.
Would you like to dance? In fact, in that outfit, *can* you dance?

I can dance, it's not tight, more like a second skin.
You'd better sort some music out.

Shouldn't there be an orchestra of some kind?
Oh well.
*whistles tunelessly*

Oh, that's not very good.

Sorry.

Oh dear, I hope I haven't hurt your feelings.

*tries not to look hurt*
Well, if my music isn't good enough...
*caution - obvious police related punchline approaching*
...I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me.
*hands her a Stylophone*

I thought these died out?

You don't get them in the wild anymore, but they're still bred in captivity. Didn't you see Rolf Harris last week on Stylophone Hospital? They brought one in with a broken stylus - terribly sad.
I'm sorry, I think it's past my bedtime.

Where is everybody?
Huh!
Some party that was...not!!
*sulks*

Hey GB, it was a fun party for two!
I'm not sure that Ev is quite all there, he gave me this stylophone.
Should I take it as a romantic gesture, or just take it and put it in the bin?

Put it in a time capsule...it'll amuse our descendents

That's a good idea. I don't think amuse is the right word though. I think "terrify" fits the bill slightly better.

You've changed back!
Oh, well, I better then, this schoolgirl's outfit is starting to itch now, what a pity Lord M.K* never got to see me wearing it....

I suppose I've missed the ball, damn. Although not a lot seems to have happened anyway.

As I said last week to GB, holding an internet party on a Friday night is probably a bad idea, cause only the saddos with no social life with me in the house on the computer.

LOL@partygoers

See you all here next Friday if we have another one (ie. I'm a saddo with no social life}

{giggle}