h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if you still need a receptionist, i'd love to have the job...
*dazzling smile directed towards MK*
please???
*bats eyelashes*

hi
I've signed up. So what about that chocolate pantry for me and galaxy babe (and ne other chocoholics as long as they don't mind me eating most of the chocolate)?
*grovels on the floor, showing obvious signs of chocolate withdrawel symptoms, having not had a piece for almost 5 hours!*

I believe the pantry containing chocolate is next to my room, though I could be wrong.

I still think you need a hunky barman...

*indicates self*

Oooh yeah he'd do fine.

how about waitresses? i could waitress too... short skirts suit me just fine...

They suit me too, but only when going to the Rocky Horror Show.

i'm sure you have the legs for them, too, DD...

I do work out at the gym

somebody will be very happy about that...

Quite usually me especially in the changing rooms.

*lol*

I've decided that you would be excellent for the maid...

Just call me plain crazy but I've always imagined you in a short maids outfit & stockings !!!

I've decided to make SEA the receptionist, but she is not here at the moment, so could you sort those who have applied into couples apart from those who wish to be on staff...

Thanks...

Lord M.K*

Sea - Receptionist
G.B - French Maid
Mandrab - Barman
Demon Drawer - Pervy Vicar...

Lord M.K*

Do I get to be Dungeon Mistress?
(probably a silly question, but I don't want to assume anything...)

Do you have a gardener? If you are going to have a Lady Chatterly as a guest, I'm your man for the job...

I would love to tend to all the ladies bushes... hmmm... lol

Incidentally MK, you picked the perfect scrummy lady for the French Maid job - GB looks AMAZING in stockings and suspenders...

{eyes going unfocused, and a bit of drool escaping the corner of my mouth}

LOL!!!

Yes, we certainly could do with a garderner... YOU'RE HIRED !!!

...and as no-one else could possibly be incharge of the dungeon... Mina can be the its mistress...

Lord M.K*

couples, huh? is there any particular way you'd like me to sort them, or just randomly? i could pair them by age, or interests... anyway, i'll get out to the reception area.

Hi Sea,

Well I've just gone with putting the guys in a twin share "etc" if they haven't a chosen partner...

funnily enough D.D doesn't seem to mind...

Lord M.K*