h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why do I have a funny feeling that my cat is going to cost me heaps of money? I knew I should not have opened it's box

Awwwww. Don't say does nasty nasty tings about da poor ol puddy taaaat.

*Picks up the flea bitten moggie. Adopts an even more patronising tone.*

Woz da nasty ol maaaan sayin bad things about da beauuuuuutiful puddy tat. Don't worry about hiiiim. I'lll protect yooooou. Won't I? Yes yessss I will.

*The cat goes completely ballistic, tearing Wowbagger to shreds*

^&*#@&^&*#$ CAT!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

OMG!!!! that is the first time she did that. Usually she is nice and calm. What the heck did you do to her Wowbagger? I bet you woke her from her sleep. You know how cats need 23hr 55mins of sleep a day (the other 5mins is for food).

You've forgot the two hours of demanding undivided love and attention from 'the tall animals that give you food'. I've got no problems with that side of things .

*nods in agreement*
Monsy

Well... it seems calm enough now that it has demolished the carpet and Wowbbagger!
What is the next job Garibaldi? This place seems strangely empty... apart from all the mess lying about!
shazz

Umm.... er not sure. Did you get the top secret files I had lying on my desk? What about my computer in the spare room, did anyone get that?

Hmmmm... *innocently*
I haven't seen anything 'top secret' Mr G... but I think that I saw Wowbagger with the computer
shazz

um er ah eh wwWWHAT!?!
I haven't touched ANY computers! Why, I don't know what a computer even IS! But I did see someone walking outside with a computer -- look through this window here. That's it! Hey, is that Sarah Michelle Gellar over there?

*runs madly away*

Oh NO!!
Not Buffy!!!!
What on earth have we done to deserve THAT!
shazz

Hi all *smiles*

I thought I might finish off the red wine before we move *staggers*. Now where is the keys to the truck. I hope we got everything. *hic* Did we pack Monsy and the box she lives in? *smiles*

I haven't seen her for ages, so I guess that she is already packed yes
shazzPRME

Well that's good.

So where to? Now, I really don't to impose on Shazz and er um... you know... the Dutch dude *laughs*

*Dude*?!
Hehehehe... I shall try that name out I think!
You are more then welcome to come and impose Mr G.
Just give me a little warning so that I can prepare a space for you!
shazz

*phew* It wasn't Sarah Michelle Gellar after all - just one of those PYTs that now has her own short term spin-off show.

shazza, Mr G and the Dutch dude. Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

HAHAHAHA! How about the Flying Crutchmen?... or should that be Crotchmen?!
shazzPRME

That sounds like more of a circus act to me. he he he

ROFL... you ain't seen nothing yet Wowbagger
shazz

You're right... I ain't seen nothing yet ROFL.

So Mr G. ... where to from here?

*pokes her head out of her box to realize they are moving*
hhhmmmmm......and i can't see anything...well, nothing except for that rather large sign which says 'bridge out ahead'...do you reckon we might ought to say.....oh i don't know, STOP!!!!
Monsy