h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smirks*

:: almost sulks ::

Well if he is going to sulk only one thing for it
*takes a deep breath and sings*
If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell
'Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the smell
And when you're sitting in a room you can always tell
When some bxxxxr takes off his wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

Oh and when you're out walking in the country with a bird
And you're strolling over fields just like a farmer's herd
And somebody shouts, "Keep off the grass" and you think how absurd
and SQUELCH you find why farmers all wear wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have your feet in your wellies

There's fishermen and firemen, there's farmers and all
Men out digging ditches and working in the snow
This country it would grind to a halt and not a thing would grow
If it wasn't for the workers in their wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies

Oh Edward, Heath and Wilson they haven't made a hit
So you'd better get your feet in your wellies

If it wasn't for your wellies where would you be
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
If you didn't have you're feet in your wellies

*applauds*

Thank you
now if that dosent make him laugh I will have to think of somthin els

You can always borrow the tickling stick.

*tickles Happy for good measure*

*s them both*
It alright I hav my own

*carrys on them *

Oh leave them alone and sing another song

any requests???

A Love song! Please...

Ile see what I can do without it getting moderated
Give me a few houers

Well, afew hours have passed- what's your song? And I've heard that we can now quote lyrics. Go for it Bob!

And I never really sleep any more
And I always get those dangerious dreams
And I never get a minute of peace
And I gotta wonder what it means
And I gotta wonder what it means

Maby its nothing and ime under the weather
Maby its just one of those bugs going round
Maby ime under a spell and its magic
Maby theres a wich docter with an office in town

Is this a blessing? or is it a curse?
Does it get any better? can it get any worse?
Will it go one forever?or is it over tonight?
Does it come with the darkness? Does it bring out the light?
Is it richer than diomnds or is it just a little cheeper than spit?
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit

And there used to be such an easy way of living
And there used to hope in the world
And I used to get everything I went after
But there never used to be this girl
But there never used to be this girl

Maby Ime crazy and Ime loosing my sences
Maby Ime possesed by a sperit or somthin
Maby Ime deperat and Ive got no defences
Can you giveme a perscripshion for that one perfect touch?

Is this a blessing? or is it a curse?
Does it get any better? can it get any worse?
Will it go one forever?or is it over tonight?
Does it come with the darkness? Does it bring out the light?
Is it richer than diomnds or is it just a little cheeper than spit?
Is it some kind of love
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit
I dont know what it is but it just wont quit

There was a time when nothing really matterd
There was a time when there was nothin I diddent know
There was a timewhen I knew what I was living for
There was a time and it was a long time ago
There was a time and it was a long time ago
And I never really sleep any more..

Ok- I like this one better:
And I love you so
People ask me how
How I've lived 'till now
I tell them I don't know.
Perhaps they understand
How lonely life can be
But life began again
The day you held my hand.
And yes, I know
How lonely life can be
The shaddows follow me
And the night won't set me free

I don't know the rest... oops!

hmmmm Ile find out and finish it off
whos is it??

Don Mclean's of course. It's called, surprisingly, "And I love you so" I do love that song!

wellwe carnt use lyrics so it doesnt matter

la, la, laaa