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No Fear


My man, he is in love with bikes

To speed about the country is what he likes

While I ride pillion holding on like grim death

Wondering why I have no finger nails left.


He accelerates past all the others

While I wish my eyes, I could cover

We reach 90 and I pray to God

My man he hears me and pushes 130, THE SOD!!!!


And when I suffer with G-force

I start deaming of divorce

But theres no slowing as we take the corners

With soiled Knickers I think of funerals and mourners


So as I sit and grit my teeth

While we speed past meadow, field and heath

I start to think 'this ain't so bad'

Thats done it! I've gone completely mad!!!!

smiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - rose

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