h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you saw your mirror image holding a letter 'd' in your left hand, what would you, in actuality, be doing?

Holding Letter b in your right hand?

Looking in the mirror.

Oh ox, please let that not be the correct answer! I need to get joint first with Coelacanth, cause i won't be on over the weekend!
*cries quietly in the corner*

If it is, have Greebo credit it to your account and you can owe me one !

*strolls in with a red rose between her teeth*

*tucks the rose behind her ear and says*

I'd be holding an upside down 9 in my right hand.

Don't cry, Babel. Isn't ox sweet?

I'd be auditioning for Sesame Street.

Congratulations, B-17!

I think your answer is the correct one...

I'd be looking at my reflection as I opened a glass door, and silently weeping because I had just gotten off the phone with Verizon customer service, who informed me that my DSL connection could not be reconnected until October 10, resulting in a sure drop in my ranking at the H2IQ quiz.

Oh yes, the "D" is the door handle.

Surely I'd be holding a letter 'd' in my left hand, wouldn't I?

Its late, but I HAD to look at your question of course... I would be holding the letter 'b' in my left hand..

Hell it's my birthday tomorrow and I'm already partied out...
HoneyBee

I would be wondering why I was holding a letter in my hand while looking in the mirror. And trying to figure out why it wasn't a beer instead.

I'd be holding a box of tissues because I can't be around to enter the quiz and I'm going to lose my top space on the score board soon.

Well we were at the cinema watching the X-Men when this question was posted, RL is such a bummer, ain't it?

And then we would all see in our reflection that in our other hand was a birthday card for Honeybee.

Happy birthday.

The "D" is actually a half-eaten birthday doughnut.

Still waiting for today's question?
I know ox was right yesterday!
Well done, hon.
And many happy returns to Honeybee!

Seems to me Honeybee is correct. How do we find the correct (accepted)answer?

For Honeybee:

HIppo birdie, two ewes;
Hippo birdie, two ewes;
Hippo birdie, two ewwweeess, Honeybee.
Hippo birdie, two ewes.

*sings along with jr*

... and many moooooorrrrreeee.

Well done Babel... yet another correct answer... and me believes that now makes you joint first... congratulations... ~grin~

What is 'joint first' And how can I get it?