h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*GB leads Mina into her Quiet Corner, where there is a large, full-length leather chair, slightly upturned, with the feet raised high.
Mina climbs into the comfortable chair, lays back & closes her eyes.
GB lifts up a delicate foot, cleanses it with a sweet-smelling lotion wipe, then pours some peppermint foot lotion onto her palms.
"Is this nice and cool, Mina, for your poor tired feet?"
GB rubs the lotion in gently, in between the toes, right up to the ankle, and back again, consentrating a lot of massaging on the ball, the instep and the heel.
Mina moans softly, as pleasureable sensations overtake her.
GB smiles at the effect the treatment is having.
"Relax and enjoy, dear Mina, I'll carry on for a while yet, then I'll start on your other foot"....

That feels really nice Babe. I was driving that taxi for 12 hours yesterday, til the wee small hours, then I went out and partied until this morning.
They really do need some attention.

Glad you are enjoying it, Mina....
Now, I am just swopping feet, so I can start on the other one...

You know, I've never had my feet done before.

oh! that tickles!

Sorry! Not meant to tickle, I will have to be more careful, how about this? Is that OK?
*applies more peppermint lotion

That's much better honey, thanks.