Bull Scrotums

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Not to be confused with Bull Durham or Bullfinches. Or even Wild Bill Hickock - although, on second thoughts...

Exceptionally stylish when specially treated and made into a handbag, bull scrotums are the part of the bull least likely to be turned into a romantic supper for two and most likely to be bitten off by rookie cowboys hoping to make themselves popular with the other cowhands.

Predictable in shape, bull scrotums are said to be quite salty but with an inconsistent texture. (But how do they know about the salt..?)


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