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An Accident Waiting To Happen

An accident waiting to happen,


Apparently that's what I am.


Whether getting home from school today


Or, spreading butter and jam.

An accident waiting to happen,


You wouldn't think it of me.


Even in my own garden,


I managed to fall down a tree.

An accident waiting to happen.


I fell off my bike a while back,


I scraped every inch of my body,


And gave my head quite a whack!

I have never broken a bone before,


I touch wood that I won't.


But then, knowing me, I will be


Lucky if I don't!

We're accident prone my family!

smiley - birosmiley - birosmiley - biro

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