h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I read the "20 reasons why saxophones aren't in orchestras" page and it rocks! I played in a local youth orchestra with my plain gold saxophone and people thought it didn't fit into the "Classique Style". Then I bought a new saxophone - an expensive silver stunner - and suddenly me amd my saxophone were an orchestral ornament to them. I am a grade five player with a pricy saxophone - now the upper class pansies are always giving me compliments. If you had a better saxophonist than me but they'd taken no grades and had a tatty saxophone and dirty clothes the upper class ponses would look down their noses at them. They're all a load of ignorant dizzies who obviously have no real passion for music or they'd pay more attention to the playing, not the look.