h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, have you got any fungus beer or wild animals here at all?

Greetings, Hamish and welcome to the 24-Seven. Follow me back to the Infinite Capacity Refrigerator and we'll take a look.

Just use the touch screen on the fridge to select what you want.

*Witty touches beverages, then beer, then fungus. A whirring sound commences, a bell goes DING. Witty opens the fridge and a six-pack of fungus beer is right in front. She takes it out and hands it to Hamish.*

Now, about the wild animals. Do you mean live animals or *notices Hamish is a dingo, tries to be delicate* (ahem)... meats for consumption.

Well, a bit of both would be nice...

Well, there are no live animals here. But why don't you browse through the listings on the fridge panel and see if there is something there that tickles your fancy.

Cheers....*browses*
"That big 'ol steak looks nice - hang on - thats - that's......
MOOSE!!......I'll take two, one for me, and one for my moosey friend, it'll scare him"

You want to scare your friend? Why ever would you want to do that?

Because i am a sadist to be honest

Oh, dear!

Well, the 24-Seven cannot be held responsible for any dire consequences as a result of sadism. In order to complete this purchase you will have to sign a Release of Liability form whereby you assume all responsibility.

The lawyers make us do it.

Erm, im not really into this legality stuff, but i'll sign it anyway.
Have you got a CD section?

Indeed. Check aisle 1, next to the magazines and books. What type of music do you like?

Hardcore punk; pop-punk and ska-punk

I'm sure you'll find something to your liking.

oooooh, compilation!
I'll take it. Charge it to the Purple Moose's Card

Consider it done. It has been a pleasure serving you.

Cheers