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*giggles*


Night hunny


*drags her Matt to bed*



h5?.. are you awake? </>

*knocks on door*

*enters with two English breakfast and a bowl of each*

Oops, I forgot the keys - don't help yourself to h5's brekkie, lil

As if I would!

*returns with keys*

*notices h5 is still *

*scoffs his *

Serves you right for being a sleepy-head!

However, it's your lucky day. I know where Wilma's secret stash is, I just need to find the key which she trusted me with...

*rummages in *

(Wrong tin)

biggrin>

(that's the one with the laxatives in)



Oh dear

(wipes tears of laughter)

*drags the Matt in*


*looks at all the imitation Matts*





*drags her exclusive Matt out*

s round thread

where's the nearest loo?

Eh. Don't let GB anywhere near the matt for a while, Lil *taps nose*

*On second thoughts, holds nose*

*points*

*yells to GB*

Bog's past the Green room

*lifts the Matt off the floor*

to Green room



It's not here!

Try next door


*still keeping hold of the Matt*

* next door*



Phew.

*opens window*

*pins warning notice on door*

Did you have to come out?


*holds the Matt to her nose*