h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there you good people.

I, h5ringer, U3386111, being completely off my trolley, hereby declare an interest in volunteering as an h2g2 Scout

Yay, good idea.

About time too!

*fetches polishing materials for shiny new red badge*

*waits for lil to turn up*

Wilma will be gutted she missed this

*buffs up the new badge*


He kept that one quiet, GB!


Welcome h5!



lil xx

Hey, This is really excellent

Welcome to the Nutters

(oh wait, did I just say that out loud?)

We're not really nutters - only Matt.

(yes we are)

*now* we can polish!

*starts scrubbing*

I buffed that last night!

Why do the Italics have to put their fingermarks all over it?



*rubs hard*

Congratulations and welcome to the scouts.

*bows deeply*

*continues to take the tablets on the hour, every hour*

Dib dib, dib isn't it? And when do I get my woggle?

*rummages in ultra-large *

*wanders in with kneckerchief and woggle*


Welcome aboard H5, the padded cells are just down there on the left.

Are they single occupancy or do we share?

Oh single occupancy, no expense spared for us tha knows.

Well h5's isn't up to standard, so he'll have to share with one of us for a while.

It isn't?

It looks the same as my cell..

I've been customising these

*giggles*


Say no more

There you go - I've him to your radiator. Just be gentle, OK? Don't want him all when he's making his first picks, do we? Remember what happened to Icy

Best not mention ST and Matt....and poor pailaway or else we'll scare h5 away forever!

So

Have a good night



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