h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

look being a guru would be good, but i'm already an ACE and i would feel bad about giving up my ACE badge even though i would get a Guru badge.
Do i lose my title of ace when i become a Guru? here's my name anyway - put me up for the job if you feel i'm up to it!

Lord Preston

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ok starting to feel upset that no one has got in contact concerning this matter. I would love to be a guru but if it's to much trouble for you to write a few words, such as "in a sec", "soon, very soon", "ofcourse, but be patient". you know the kind i mean. the sort which sugest you are considering my position or something. i can't believe that you would ever have too many Gurus or that you would stop recruiting but even if you had a few words would of been nice. But as an Ace i'm, going to have to put on a happy face and cheer up all the other sad people you haven't spoken too.
Lord Preston OMFC (u can always tell a fake smile coz of the eye brows, look.)

I'm really sorry Lord Preston. I got delayed. But I'm here now with a happy smiley face.

Yes you can be both an Ace and a Guru. I'll add you onto the team now!

Peta

i have to say peta, u r the best worker - it seems to me - on the h2g2 crew (save for mark moxon who just beats all of u hands down, which is no disrespect to u because he is so good no one could keep up with him.) sorry i lost my rag before but i had a bad day and forgot my civic duties as an ace. i apologise again, and say thanx for apointing me guru!
Lord Preston OMFC