h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd guessed you were. I've started to place the details on the 2002 meet-up page (now the 2003 meet up page).

I thought Bluebottle was doing that?!

So did I.
Oh well.
February half term's all right with me I think.

I'm just helping a bit. he knows where the page is doen't he.

Yeah.
I wonder where he's got to though?

Everyone seems to have gone away.

Except for us.

Who's Bill?

There's two of them. Bill Stickers and Bill Posters and according to the flyers around town they're both going to be prosecuted. They're innocent though and need this prooving.

what the hell are you on about elf????

Bill Stickers Will Be Prosecuted.

But he's innocent.

who's bill stickers????????????????????????

have you never seen the posters saying "Bill Stickers/Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted"?

no

I give up. Let two innocent people go to jail.

Hi all - I've been suffering from dead PCs.

Gaol (I refuse to spell it j... the other way) has had a profound affect on the nation's literal heritage, indeed, many of the country's finest poets have been in prison at some point or other.
Oscar Wilde wrote "The Ballad Of Reading Gaol" whilst in Reading Gaol.
John Bunyan wrote "Pilgrim's Progress".
Sir William D'Avenant, godson and possible bastard of William Shakespeare, wrote "Gondibert" whilst imprisoned in Cowes Castle, although he died before he finished it.

So yes, send 2 innocent people to gaol - it'll do 'em good!

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But think of the torment they'd be put through.

"No pain, no gain"...?
BTW - are we talking about hypothetical persons here or RL persons who are, perhaps, known? And are we talking about UK prisons with Sky TV and pantomimes by Jeffrey Archer, or ones abroad with no toilets and with torture instead???

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I'm not sure if Bill and Bill are real. I've jsut seen the posters everywhere.

Has anyone else?

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nope.
I think he's winding us up.
Elf? are you winding us up?