Undies, God and Condoms (UG)

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He just had to drop his undies and Mum would fall pregnant.

Catholic in tastes Catholic in friends Catholic in bed.

Brother-sister-brother-sister-brother-sister-sister-sister-brother-angel.

P****d on Sat nights – happy-happy-angry-angry-sleep, sleep, hey get up!

Grunt grunt-mumble-grunt — Tea! Tea! Tea I said. Jesus and Mary

You wash your hands, you too and you... go on!

Obey me or I will beat YOU, do YOU UN-DER-STAN-D?

Daddy?... daddy dad... Dada?

WHAT NOWWW???

Oh.

Oh, now there.

Oh little one, little one - Dada is sorry chicken - sorreee, sorreee

Come, come up on a knee. God dug you up angel, dug you up and gave you to me.

Nothing is perfect, nothing is for ever.

In this he told a fib, chicken. For you are both and mine.

The Vatican and the Second Council — You B******s, you robbers and fornicators.

My Mass - my Mass, my bewdiful Mass!

Constitution on the Sacred Liturgy.

You've shunned me and my blood, blood - BLOOD DO YOU HEAR ME GOD?

Tor... Tom... Tom... Oh Jesus, Tommy please stop, please, Tom - please...

Dad! Dad!! Stop it, stop it... Dadadadadada... TOMMY, the kids!!

John Twenty-Three, twenty-three twenty-three and I hate thee - hate thee

I'll not take your wine your tainted wine... Oh Jesus, Tommy please pleaseplease

My children will be blessed, blessed in vernacular, Vernacular!
Domini Christo

Domini Nostri Jesu Christ
.

Tommy? Dad? Daddy? Daddy? Dada? DADDY?

I swear - I swear as this bottle is my witness to not walk in your devilled English Mass riddled church.

I swear - I swea... Aww no—no... NOooooo. Tommy... Tommy?

TOMMY, NOOOOOOOOO

Dad?... Mum? Oh tommytomtomtomtommylovemylovemylove...

Dada... Dadaa?

He was a solid man, a drinking man, a solid solid man.

I was a chicken-angel, a bride to be to Christ and he hated change.

Oh how he would call down damnation if he heard the C word used.

I say K K K K K Condom and laugh at his deaddeaddeadface, scared of a C word. It sounds like K, Dada.

A Condom, no me, no me, Mum's ok... no me? Jesus Dada!

Were you right?

He just had to drop his undies and Mum would fall pregnant.

God, I wonder. God, I drink. God, I'll never forget - never never never.

If man is bad and God is good, then I'll love my Dada and ignore you.


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