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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!))

Welcome to the campaign, Baldrick and FC.

On behalf of the Celery/Webjello 2000 campaign staff, we'd like to thank you for the compliment you paid us by making this your first policy statement:

>We will abstain from having any staff -
>no spin doctors, spin nurses, dirt diggers and the like.
>We do the finger work OURSELVES.

While certainly ours is not the only campaign with staff, it still makes us feel good about the job we're doing when our work appears to be of such concern to an opposition candidate as to put that priority above others.

We also look forward with curious anticipation to your 'finger work'.

Again, welcome.

Sincerely,
Redbeard, Chief Political Operative
Celery/Webjello 2000
http://www.h2g2.com/A383267


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