h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually I work on commission for the Opthalmic Surgeons Marketing Division.


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They must pay you a lot.

Just free corrective surgery after hours (well minutes actually) of slaving away over 'those' graphics.



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Let me get this straight, you were approached by the Opthalmic Surgeons Marketing Division and asked to ruin everybody's eyesight.
"Great," you said, "I'm up for that! What do I get in return?"
"Well," says OSMD, "we'll pay to correct the damage that causing the damage to everyone elses eyesight causes."

Doesn't sound like too much of a deal to me!

Well they're not much of a graphic either now are they? So it was probably an even sort of a deal.


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Fair point. I think I would have held out for a bit of dental work too. Not from the Opthamologists though.

The dental deal is currently under negotiation - though inspiration for graphics suitably suggestive of tooth pulling & root canal work has been a bit scant.

Now that I think of it, maybe I should just make this page loop till the visitor agrees to sign up for some dental work.


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Perhaps you should think more towards sound, a .wav file of finger nails scraping a black board could do the trick. A little subliminal persuasion may add to the cause, a brief flashing of the phrase: "Dr. Phang, Dental Surgeon" in your background image every few seconds should suffice.

I was actually thinking that your OSMD friends would have had links with the DSMD and you wouldn't have had to do any extra work at all.

I try to keep them seperate so that they don't compare bills. I am following their example in this.



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price fixing?, no its just a coincidence