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how cruel

Post 1

Jimmy MacJock

On sunday 2nd may 1999, I have to report that "Marmalade" my beautiful cat was ravaged by a gang of geriatric Douglas Adams fanatics who caused him severe injury by trying to spread him on a toasted breaddy substance and nibble his ears. I have since traced the perpetrator to a malicious researcher who has written blatent lies about my innocent feline companion. I have begun the Preserve Marmalades Trust foundation
(PMT) to counter this blatant cruelty.


how cruel

Post 2

Xis

I feel terrible for you and your cat. It's hard to belive what some people will do. I've got a cat named Gizmo and if anything happened to her I would be devistated. Sometimes I feel she would be safer as an indoor cat but where I live there isn't that much people who do stuff like that. Is Marmalade better? I sure hope so. I don't have much else to say, so bye.


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