Firstly I want to draw your attention to the fact that a Don is an Italian version of the English Sir. And a godfather is someone who will provide the care for children from friends or family. If you think a Sir is a criminal or related to organized crime you are free to do so.
I like to do things the Italian way. This means doing business with a good meal and a bottle of wine. Talking to friends with a glass of beer or some other liquor. I just love to live a good and joyful life.
|Don Alfredo||Don Vito|
What does this mean for you you ask? Why should you vote for me?
In the short time I have spent at h2g2, I notice that many members like to have fun. Just like I do. This means that there will be a lot of presidential parties, where everyone will be welcome. Plenty of drinks and food will be available.
Of course being president is much more then giving parties. Therefore I promise to maintain and expand the contacts with alien life forms.
The exploring of the Galaxy is a serious matter, which takes great care. Therefore I would like to start the H2g2 Aviation and Space Association (HASA).
Also, the contacts on earth have to be maintained and if possible expanded.
What is in it for you?
In the first place I would open some more virtual bars and restaurants. The places where you can eat and drink are a little limited at the moment.
Also the places where you can dance will be expanded.
Naturally there have to be more casino's and bookmakers offices.
If I am elected I feel it's my duty to: get rid of cars and equip everyone with rollerskates, thus conserving the environment and making everyone more stylish in the process.
For those people travelling in groups, I shall equip them with 'Goodies' style bicycles, complete with caps, shirts and funny square glasses.
Houses shall have 3 taps: one for hot water, one for cold water and one for alcohol.