h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've set out in search of the opportunity to say "yes, i glid" on three occasions and I've yet to have the dream come true.

I'm the picture of envy.

Beautiful job, Ron.

m

There you go again, Michael; too much praise and not enough 'You've not got that right Ron!!'

But you do my ego a power of good, and that encourages me to keep writing!

You poor devils, having to endure Ronbloggisms!

I think Chips is suffering from my scribbling worse than any of you.

It's like my wife, Pat, who when asked who to pay for some work that we had done for a firm, said well, it's either Deutoronomy!

With my most sincere apologies to Jews and fellow Christians everywhere!

Wrongblinks

Ewwwwwwww!

That pun demands penance! I suggest two Our Fodders, three Bloody Marys and an evening reading passages from Second Chrysanthemums aloud to a roomfull of Sunday laborers and other representatives of the New Jersey Kennel Club and Dance Band.

Ha! Take that!

m

Don't be so cruel to an old old man who's losing 'is mind.


And anyway, I would ENJOY an evening reading passages.........Sunday labourers (notice the English spelling difference from your native 'laborers')........New Jersey Kennel Club and Dance Band!!
They might appreciate my wry sense of humus.

So there!

Ringworms

Thanks you, kind sir, for your gentle reminder re: Anglicising my English. (And I have been trying so doubly hard to recognize those troublesome frailities of my colonial upbringing -- after all, I'm a proud resident of the EU now and must pay closer attention to the flavours and colours of my adopted shores.

Whew. I have no idea what prompted any of that.

Fortunately, I can rely upon your impeccable sands of humour (ha!) to let it pass.

m

Rowlocks!! (You have to say that quickly for it to Cockney Rhyme slang with my intended 'insult!'). Gotcha!


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