Denmark
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Come to Denmark!!!
Denmark is a small country on the northern half of Earth. To most carbon based lifeforms, who has taken a liking to Humans, Denmark will seem Idyllic.
Denmark is a slow-going place. Everyone is taken care of and everyone is welcome. The men and women (Humans only have the two types) are amongst the most beautyfull of the species. Furthermore they are quite interrested in "aliens", and are not hard to pursuade to do a little "galaxy-tour" (provided you are carbonbased, and have a maximum of 6 arms and 4 legs).
You see, apart from beeing Idyllic, easy-going and peacefull, Denmark is also mind-buggering boring. The danes get exited and outraged, should a pedestrian cross the street in a "not quite straight line". Their daily lives consits of looking at other places, and talking about how much rather they would be there. Ironicly, they also complain about the people from the places they would much rather be, comming to Denmark.
However... When the people from the places they would much rather be, much to their disliking, are actually there, they are facinated by them and linger around them, like a Xan-Zyberic Drunk would linger around (or in) a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.
While this might seem odd, to some races, I can assure you, Denmark is Fun, contradictionary and mind-numbingly boring. It's definately worth a visit. If for nothing else, an Akvavit (the national drink... the closest Earth has to a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster), and a female souvenir.
Denmark is a small country on the northern half of Earth. To most carbon based lifeforms, who has taken a liking to Humans, Denmark will seem Idyllic.
Denmark is a slow-going place. Everyone is taken care of and everyone is welcome. The men and women (Humans only have the two types) are amongst the most beautyfull of the species. Furthermore they are quite interrested in "aliens", and are not hard to pursuade to do a little "galaxy-tour" (provided you are carbonbased, and have a maximum of 6 arms and 4 legs).
You see, apart from beeing Idyllic, easy-going and peacefull, Denmark is also mind-buggering boring. The danes get exited and outraged, should a pedestrian cross the street in a "not quite straight line". Their daily lives consits of looking at other places, and talking about how much rather they would be there. Ironicly, they also complain about the people from the places they would much rather be, comming to Denmark.
However... When the people from the places they would much rather be, much to their disliking, are actually there, they are facinated by them and linger around them, like a Xan-Zyberic Drunk would linger around (or in) a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster.
While this might seem odd, to some races, I can assure you, Denmark is Fun, contradictionary and mind-numbingly boring. It's definately worth a visit. If for nothing else, an Akvavit (the national drink... the closest Earth has to a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster), and a female souvenir.
