Lemmings
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Embarrassingly daft animals, these sleek little critters are most commonly known for their incredibly strong herding instinct. Every so often one of them thinks to himself, “Hey, it’s summertime, I’m covered in fur, it’s awfully hot, and I could really go for a refreshing dip in the ocean right about now!” A few days later and some kilometers downstream a small child is scarred for life upon discovering thousand upon thousands of cute, adorable, bloated waterlogged rodents bobbing about at the local waterfront recreation area. The lemming capacity for herding is only exceeded by that of a certain two-legged pinkish-brown species of Earth mammal.
