The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
Created | Updated May 2, 2009
The answer to life, the universe, and everything, is impossible. Bear with me for a little bit, and you will increase your chances of survival on planet earth.
First of all, to understand life, the universe, and everything, you must ask yourself the following questions:
1. What is life?
2. What is the universe?
3. What is everything?
The answer is pretty simple, really. Life is basically a wonderful thing, if you actually have it, as such. It is basically a selection of the best things possible under a certain framework called 'The Universe'. This framework is basically nothing but a container, in which certain things exist to ensure the safety, wellbeing, pleasure, and continuity of a certain individual called God. If you are not God, then you clearly belong to the 'everything' category.
P.S.: It is a common mistake to consider God as an evil being for creating such a system. However, if you do take a closer look at things and how they are, you will undoubtedly understand that God is just this Great Dude, much like the Great Gatsby, who would never harm a fly. Why flies are constantly swatted is an entirely different subject matter and, it may come as a surprise to you, but they are not really swatted when they are swatted. It is simply a reflective reality in which certain possibilities are kept alive through physical images that reflect the true nature of the Universe, before God decided to put some order into it.
First of all, to understand life, the universe, and everything, you must ask yourself the following questions:
1. What is life?
2. What is the universe?
3. What is everything?
The answer is pretty simple, really. Life is basically a wonderful thing, if you actually have it, as such. It is basically a selection of the best things possible under a certain framework called 'The Universe'. This framework is basically nothing but a container, in which certain things exist to ensure the safety, wellbeing, pleasure, and continuity of a certain individual called God. If you are not God, then you clearly belong to the 'everything' category.
P.S.: It is a common mistake to consider God as an evil being for creating such a system. However, if you do take a closer look at things and how they are, you will undoubtedly understand that God is just this Great Dude, much like the Great Gatsby, who would never harm a fly. Why flies are constantly swatted is an entirely different subject matter and, it may come as a surprise to you, but they are not really swatted when they are swatted. It is simply a reflective reality in which certain possibilities are kept alive through physical images that reflect the true nature of the Universe, before God decided to put some order into it.
