Cat Collars

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The average cat collar is a small band of material which fixes together to form a loop around the neck of a domestic animal of the feline variety. There are collars for other animals, most notably the domesticated dog, but the purpose of this item is somewhat different to that of the cat1   . Cat collars can be purchased from specialist pet shops, most High Street supermarkets and can, conceivably, be home-made if you have the impetus to do so2   .

Collar Purpose

As has been stated one of the primary intentions of the collar is to exert control in the form of property. A cat wearing a collar, by human standards, is one that belongs to a specific individual. This, from a cat’s point of view, is a load of bunkum. A cat doesn’t belong to anyone and will continue to visit neighbours3   to beg for food, find somewhere warm to sleep and receive offerings of nibbles, catnip and small, tinkly plastic balls.

A secondary purpose behind collaring a cat is to treat and cure infestations. Most commonly fleas are the party responsible4   , though ear mites or belligerent larvae may also be an irritation that plague the domestic cat. The collar is lined with a medicated band or some form of medication is regularly applied to the interior surface that then transfers steadily into the cat’s fur and is spread by way of general cleaning habits. Fleas are an intermediate host for tapeworms, and their larvae are annoying and uncomfortable for cats. Young or old cats can die from anaemia if they have too many fleas. Therefore, this is actually an instance where the cat has common interest with humanity in getting rid of the problem – but the ideal method is something fast and painless and certainly doesn’t involve wearing a collar.

A further function for a collar is to provide a means for carrying certain feline accessories, which are discussed further below.

Collar Materials

The key aim of the common cat collar is that it should be safe. The last thing anyone wants is for a collar to actually kill the cat off especially when it’s actual intention is to cure it of something. The unfortunate thing is that some of the producers and suppliers on the cheaper end of the scale don’t seem to realise this.

Common materials for cat collars include:

  • Plastic – considerable danger factor as this sort of material rarely has any give, is likely to cause sweating and give the cat a really hard time. The only positive point is that it may be one of the harder types to get off if constructed reasonably well. Which is unlikely.

  • Leather (or leather-look) with buckle – while there is more elasticity in leather than plastic, it is still tough enough to make it very easy to strangle your cat if it finds itself in an awkward situation5   . Leather is tough and buckles require a lot of tugging to ruin – so these collars represent more than a weeks entertainment for the average cat to remove and deposit somewhere ambiguous.

  • Fabric with metal links – slightly lower danger factor with more potential for give should the cat find itself hanging by its neck from a stubby tree branch. The links are usually two flattened metal hoops that when passed through one another and hold fast as they’re bigger going in the other direction. Over time the metal hoops tend to warp out of shape making it easier for the cat to struggle free.

  • Fabric with elasticised ends and ‘fast-release’ snap fastener – the deluxe end of the market, the danger of the collar is completely offset by the elasticised elements that stretch if the material is caught and the fastener pops free if enough pressure is applied. The collar is secure and should pose a problem for a week or two before you find the whole thing mysteriously lying twisted and broken somewhere in the backyard.

In an emergency it may be useful to know something about treating a cat that has stopped breathing following a close encounter between an indestructible collar and a ragged branch stump half-way up a tree,

Collar Accessories

There are a small number of additional accessories that cat owners see fit to attach to their pets collars. None of these serve any purpose from the cat’s point of view except to make the collar even more embarrassing to wear. Accessories are likely to shorten the lifespan of the average collar by several days unless the accessory itself can be dislodged earlier.

The Identity Tag

Normally a circle of metal stamped with the name of the cat. Occasionally the name of the owner and contact details (e.g. telephone number) may also be included on the reverse of the tag.

As the tag is shiny and dangles from the collar it represents a particularly engaging plaything for its short span of useful existence. The shininess makes it a potential warning for unsuspecting birds and rodents, but not as bad as a Bell.

The Bell

A hollow sphere of metal with a small metal ball trapped inside and holes to provide the bell effect. Movement of even the stealthiest kind generates a tinkling sound intended to warn potential prey of the stalking menace approaching them.

The fact that the Bell ruins one of the primary forms of cat leisure activity makes it the target for instant removal, usually by rubbing against trees or objects with rough edges like walls, bins or doors. Once detached the Bell can be used as a temporary plaything to knock and chase – the usual means by which the owner will find that it has become detached from the collar.

The Remote Control

A slim plastic box attached to the collar that forms part of an integrated security system allowing pets access through a flap in a door with a sensor keyed to the Remote Control box. When the collared cat attempts to pass through the door flap the sensor unlocks the flap making it impossible for unwanted animals to get through.

For the cat this is one of the few additions to the collar that has a considerable potential lifespan, but it also represents a almost guaranteed meal ticket for absolutely every other animal in the neighbourhood. As of yet there is no documented proof of cat mugging; but, that isn’t to say that it doesn’t happen.

The Identity Capsule

A variation of the Tag, the Capsule is a two-part, threaded capsule that screws open to allow a small roll of paper to be inserted inside. The accessory is attached to the collar by way of a small hoop which attaches to another hoop around the material of the collar.

The roll of paper inside the capsule carries extended information regarding the cat’s name, diet, owner, owner’s address, telephone number, etc. Considering the Capsule has a connectivity lifespan of less than three days and is likely to end up dumped anywhere it represents an excellent source of background material for potential burglars6   .

1 Both are intended as a means of control, but for the dog this is a matter of direct control providing a means to attach a lead, while for the cat the control is a matter of property. However, trying to impose control over a cat is rather like playing tiddlywinks in a grease factory.2 Don’t assume for one single cotton-picking moment, however, that the cat is going to give a flying fruitcake where you got the irritating thing from. 3 Anyone gullible within a twenty mile radius.4 The insect equivalent of a squatter with luncheon vouchers. 5 The scientific constant that sets out the chances of a cat getting itself into an awkward situation produces a value so close to 100 percent guaranteed that it has fallen into disuse.6 And if not found represents an intriguing form of time capsule to be discovered by insectoid archaeologists in the 42nd century.

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