h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*DD rushes up to the top of the hill overlooking the Mud Pit and takes a jump towards the mud*

SPLATT

*within seconds of sliding DD is brown*

*Looks down the slope to the pit, takes a few paces back and then launches himself down the hill on his stomach towards the pit*

*DD tries to get out of the way of the approching shape but fails abysmally*

SPLAT

*a wall of mud forms as the shape hits the pit*

*DD is almost smothered*

*A tidal wave of mud threatens the main stage*

hmm... well, I'm not getting these clothes covered in mud... *stips down to her bikini*

at least it's a warm rain!!!

sits at the edge and slides down into the mud.... how am i ever gonna get this out my hair???

*DD picks up Fashion Cat's clothes but slips whilst trying to carry them out of the area*

SPLATT!!!

Whoops Sorry.

fair enough... at least now I have a reason to rugby tackle you

haha! that's for the clothes!!!!

*DD gets bundled over*

hehe.. throws mud over DD! SPLAT!

anyone want to make a mudcastle??

Not on me I hope?

not necessarily, though I could bury you in mud if you want??

No that's quite alright.


*DD decides that mud covered clothing is much to yukky and starts to peal it off*

hehe.. that's why i already did that... they would have been fine as well had a certain other person, not looking at anyone in particular *stares at DD*, left them where they were!!!

ooh... nice tan DD!!

Tan? Oh yeah I went Au Natuarel on the back patio last weekend.

oh really.... (said in lowered tone... not quite able to carry it off as well as some of my friends... more practice needed I feel)

so I take it this is an entire body tan, huh??

*throws mud at DD*

The new extension at the back is an excellent sun and privacy trap.

I wish I had one of them... not only is there no sun (Scotland...!) theres no privacy either... and I can just imagine what the neighbours would say if i even went topless... not a good thought...

all the more reason to go abroad though isn't it!!

*suddenly surfaces, much to the relief of his lungs, to see a lots of mud covered flesh*

Sorry, you have warned me.

*covers eyes*

*throws some mud over Menza*

hehe... dont be so silly what's it like under the mud??