h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's just a jump to the left.

(TOO FAR CALIFORNIA IS TOO FAR TO THE LEFT)

And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.

Then put your hands on your hips.

(COME ON DO IT IT'LL LOOK A SCREAM OUT THERE IN THE SUN)

And bend your knees in ti-i-ight.

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives thme insa-a-a-a-a-ane.

Let's do the timewarp again.

Guess I'm doing it all by myself still.

okokokok!


I'll finish it. promise. i'm prioritising though...

1 emails
2 h2g2/angels
3 journal
4 this article/my homepage


ok. i FC hereby do swear to finish this article.

Well you can hardly do much jumping left or stepping right at present.

BTW you haven't told me which leg yet.

i can hop! it works for me!

and it was the right leg.

So if it were me I could still bowl. Handy that.

bowling with a stookie. well its a thought isnt it.