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I need a....

Post 1

Demon Drawer

....brown wooden sticky thing to hold my tent up.

Some white rolled up stuff for use in the portable toilet.

A portable toilet.

And a thin plastic thing with like white scratchy bits on the end and some paste to use with it.


I need a....

Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

A brown wooden sticky thing... *hands DD a stick*
Toilet paper... *hands DD a copy of Bill Gates' autobiography*
Portable toilet... *hands DD a shovel*
Not sure about the last item.... will this do? *hands DD a paintbrush and bucket of wallpaper paste*


I need a....

Post 3

Demon Drawer

*DD looks at bristley thing*

How big are you saying my mouth is? smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No comment. Oh, it's a toothbrush you want, is it? *hands over toothbrush and a tube of Colgate*


I need a....

Post 5

Demon Drawer

No comment! Says it all really. In that sence at any rate. smiley - smiley


I need a....

Post 6

Demon Drawer

I need some ear floss please.


I need a....

Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Just ear floss? We also have eye floss, toe floss, elbow floss and brain floss.


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