h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How many GBs are there?

oh, GB...ah...good...ah...good look for you...

*giggles and points at GB's hair*

There was four once, but I'm the only one here now.

And my hair and height changes were only to prove Jacks quote that I don't follow continuity.

*Whispers* He must have been eating from those mushrooms again.


*Rustle in the bushes*I'm late! I'm late!

It appears, TR, that we have somehow wandered into Wonderland. Or something.

In that case, Lady P, we had best steer clear of playing cards...

and Cheshire Cats...

Yes. No chesire cats. Or cards. No mushrooms. No bottles. No doors... No caterpillars even!!


What's left to do in Wonderland, I wonder...

Well, we just follow the road, don't we? I mean, since we don't know where we want to get, it doesn't matter which way we go!

Okay!!

We're still looking for Percival, right?

I think we are...

You know something, I have a feeling GB doesn't _really_ want us to find Percival. Every time we come up with something he says it's wrong.

Ya know, you're right. He does. Maybe he knows something we don't! Maybe he *gasp* committed sheep-icide and is trying to cover it up!!

I did not! And I have witnesses!

Joe: He's right.

Dole: He did it! He's the sheep murderer!

Na, I'm only yanking your chain.

*shines light in GB's face like in a bad detective movie* Then why do you not seem to want us to find him?

I do, but if we found him on the first day it wouldn't be much of a search, would it?

Yael has found him about 5 times and you keep saying no!!! Why won't you let us find him?! Why?!

Because it wasn't him each time! It was memories of him, or pictures of him, or just sheep, but it wasn't HIM on any occasion!