h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps you could use a saw or something..
there must be something in this.... spa of yours

Indeed there is.
What do yo think; Soothing Rotating Blades or exploding sponge?

I would try the blades first
don't want to ruffle any feathers

Good thinking.
The blades are gonna take a while to reach the crate though.
They're set on 'indimidate' mode, which is quite slow.
I would reset it but I threw out the instructions.
*spinning blades appear from the Walls and inch towards the crate at head height*

*blades continue to spin*

*blades coninue to continue to spin*

*see above*

spinning blades etc.

*top off box is sliced clean off*

oh the crows fine...
thank goodness for that, you wouldn't believe how much a crow costs these days

No I don't believe it.
*Reads small receipt attached to talking crows foot.
It reads 5000000 Yen.*
Wow, that must be like...£12!

actually if you do convert that into pounds sterling
thats still a lot of money

I've had just about enough of you impudence underling!

Joking!
(plz no hitz meh)

I would never hit you...
acedently brake some bones.... but never hit

Its that time of year again!
*sits and waits a futher year for another hapless hootoo-er to wander in*

Where'd she go?

I didn't think you would stick around long,
no-one really does anywhere...