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The red room

Post 201

The Captain

Ah...much better.


The red room

Post 202

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Wonderful
I'll just leave you to get settled in


The red room

Post 203

The Captain

Feel free to stay. smiley - biggrinPull up an electrified chair.


The red room

Post 204

The Captain

*hangs a sign over the door*

It says: Rip out their guts and their hearts and minds will follow

*begins to paint happy lambs and smiling, laughing children onto the far wall*
*paints the same scene but with more burning murder and evil bloodshed on the far wall*

Hmm... Perhaps I should see a phscyatrist (spelt wrong)


The red room

Post 205

The Captain

Physic? Physicartis? Phiysicalylylehxk? DAMN! I guess it will have to wait!


The red room

Post 206

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Psychiatrist I think


The red room

Post 207

The Captain

Thank you very much.

(Dear Sweet Lordy Im taking spelling tips from someone with dyslepsia. Dislepsic? Dyspleystdjs? Aargh!)


The red room

Post 208

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

yes you are smiley - evilgrin
but my browser spell checks my entrys as I type


The red room

Post 209

The Captain

Anyways. Back to the room.
On second thoughts, maybe remove the creepy lambs. They're scaring me too much.

*does as he says*


The red room

Post 210

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

can i interest you in a talking crow?


The red room

Post 211

The Captain

Hmmm. Depends. What colour is it?


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Post 212

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

crow coloured....


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Post 213

The Captain

Perfect!


The red room

Post 214

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Perfect...
Expect the delivery men at some unspecified point in the future


The red room

Post 215

The Captain

Kthanx.


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Post 216

The Captain

*taps foot immpatiently* smiley - cross
These delviery men take their sweet ol' time, eh?


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Post 217

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

yes...
I shall have to have words with whoever was in charge of that...

*moments later the delivery men actually arrive with a crate*


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Post 218

The Captain

Thank You Faceless Corporate Delivery Services!

*turns to face the Crow Crate*
Hmm let's see what it says..."please open with crowbar provided inside"

smiley - grr
Curse You Faceless Corporate Catch 22 Delivery!!
(those cheeky fellas at FCC22D!smiley - biggrin)


The red room

Post 219

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm
well I could order a crowbar...


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Post 220

The Captain

You could. Hut I think the crow will have died of asphixiation by the time it arrives. Besides I enjoy smashing things. smiley - biggrin
*leaps at crate. Bounces off with the crate unharmed*


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