The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Feb 17, 2005
Duck
Oh little duck swimming in the bath
Do people here think I am daft?
I love my ducky my wonderful yellow friend
Swimming in the bath round and round the bend
Oh my little duck how I love you
Covered in bubbles do you love me too?
One quack for yes two quacks for no
Oh please tell me or I’ll never know
Diddle, diddle ducky how are you
Please oh tell me oh please do
It’s driving me crazy oh wont you say
You’ve been swimming in my bath the whole day