Who do you think you are kidding, Mister Prescott,

If you think the trains run well?

We don't believe that you give a toss for us,

We don't believe that you ever catch a bus.

So who do you think you are kidding, Mister Prescott,

When you let them go to Hell?

Who do you think you are kidding Mister Gordon,

If you think we'll blame the dons?

You are the one who makes us take student loans,

Rather than spend your twenty billion from the phones.

So who do you think you are kidding, Mister Gordon,

When you talk through your sit-upon?

Who do you think you are kidding Mister Tony,

If you think we'll trust you one more inch?

You say you'll save all the foxes not the Lords,

But you're giving peerages as donation rewards.

So who do you think you are kidding, Mister Tony,

When you think we're such a cinch?

But who do you think you are kidding Mister William,

If you think we'll choose your lot?

We still remember how you stripped the National Health,

While making sure your ministers increased their personal wealth.

So who do you think you are kidding Mister William,

When you claim that blue's so hot?