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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 13, 2001
Cthulhu! Put some clothes on!!!!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 14, 2001
Have you *seen* my picture?!?!? How am I supposed to get clothes on *that* body? 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 14, 2001
Very expensively, I'm guessing 
Hey MM, do you have toffeed celery for Happy? 
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 15, 2001
Anything with celery or antacids in??
Hang on, I'll go rummage... back in an hour or so... 
*goes into store-rooms and begins marathon rummage...*
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 16, 2001
*arrives back from the store-rooms*
Oops, that took a while longer than expected. Anyhow, I found nothing with either in. Sorry.
However! You can have some Bonbons, Jelly Beans, Jelly Babies, Liquerice Cables, Flying Saucers, or Fudge from the Pick'n'Mix section, because they are any flavour you like.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 18, 2001
Could I have some jellybeans please?
Have I ever told you my jellybean theory of exams?
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 18, 2001
Oh I get it... 
Yes you can, how much would you like?
No you haven't. I'm intrigued now.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 18, 2001
Could I have a never-emptying jellybean bag?
(watch me roll home 
)
I always take jellybeans to exams because they're mainly sugar (as far as I can tell) and my theory is: since the only energy source the brain can use is glucose, eating jellybeans during the exam will help!
Of course, I could be completely wrong, but hey, either way I get to eat jellybeans. I challenge anyone to prove that I am the loser by this theory.
(Other than it doesn't help me to lose weight -- but then my other theory is that I COULD if I really wanted to....)
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Ming Mang Posted Aug 18, 2001
I'm afraid I can't do never-emptying bags of anything. 
I'm sorry. You'll have to find someone who uses the 
smiley and actually means it...
Ahhh. Sensible.
And, in attempt to prove you to be the loser... if you eat jelly beans during an exam then you lose time getting them to your mouth. It may not take much time for each individual jelly bean, but add it all up and it could be quite a lot of time!
So, ermm... not really that good, my attempt, is it?
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