A Conversation for H2G2S2: The H2G2 Sweet Shop
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Started conversation Jun 17, 2001
I'd like to order one Giant Toblerone to be delivered to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U114655 immediately, please! 
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 17, 2001
Would you like a card to go with it, sir?
(woohoo! someone came!! 
)
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 17, 2001
Yes, could the card please read:
"We apologise for the inconvenience,
please accept this gift as,
a token of our appreciation for your,
most noble endeavour."
Okay, so I'm not a poet...
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 17, 2001
OK, it will be delivered in due course.
Would you like anything else?
Yay!! Thank you!!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 17, 2001
Hmmm...yes please, could I have
Lifesavers Smarties Giant Smarties Chocolate Buttons
Rolos Soft Fruits Peanut Butter Cakes
Mars Milky Bar Mint Aero KitKat
Orange Aero Crunchie
Bounty Twirl Picnic
Toblerone Twix Rocky Bar Chomp
42 Milliways Deep Thought
Coca Cola Orange
Apple
Blackcurrent
Fairy floss!!! On a stick!!!
The Pick'n'Mix Bar; A total of 42 Kg randomly combined of:
Marshmallows Peppermint Creams Coconut Mushrooms White Chocolate Buttons
Liquorice Allsorts Bananas
M&M's Chocolate Peanuts Honeycomb Bits
Sherbet White Sugar Mice
Bonbons Jelly Beans Jelly Babies Liquerice Cables Flying Saucers Fudge
That should do for now, thank you...
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 17, 2001
OK, coming up...
*goes to and fro from the storeplanet to the shop*
*puts Lifesavers, Smarties, Giant Smarties, Chocolate Buttons, Rolos, Soft Fruits, Peanut Butter Cakes, Mars, Milky Bar, Mint Aero KitKat, Orange Aero, Crunchie, Bounty Twirl, Picnic, Toblerone, Twix, Rocky Bar, Chomp, 42 rock, Milliways rock, Deep Thought rock, Coca Cola, Orange Tango, Apple Tango, Blackcurrent Tango, Fairy floss on a stick, 42kg of Marshmallows,Peppermint Creams,Coconut Mushrooms,White Chocolate Buttons, Liquorice Allsorts, Bananas, M&M's, Chocolate Peanuts, Honeycomb Bits, Sherbet, White Sugar Mice, Bonbons, Jelly Beans, Jelly Babies, Liquerice Cables, Flying Saucers and Fudge on counter*
*from behind large pile*
(Share) and Enjoy!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 17, 2001
Oh, I will, don't worry...
Be sure to see that that lovely girl gets her Giant Toblerone, won't you...
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 17, 2001
*grin*
Good, good.
She's already received it. Normally, it would be delivered to the homepage, but in this case I didn't feel that was necessary.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 17, 2001
Just so long as she's enjoying it, I don't mind how it gets to her...
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 17, 2001
I think you can be sure she's enjoying it immensely. And that she will continue to for all of about 10 more minutes.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 17, 2001
Only 10 more minutes? Best get A Yard of Dairy Milk Chocolate ready for when she finishes...
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 17, 2001
Certainly sir. Would you like a card to go with that as well?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 17, 2001
Hmm..."You pig! How can you eat so much chocolate!!!" Nah, doesn't quite convey the right impresiion... I know, shameless flattery...
"Were all of your sweet nature compressed into but a yard, it would produce a bar infinitely sweeter than this chocolate before you, but as I am but a humble being, I give to you this yard of chocolate in homage to you."
Don't mind me, I just like doing that...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 17, 2001
How many of those do you think will be necessary to tide her over until the next time I speak to her? 10? 20?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 18, 2001
So that works out to...230 yards of chocolate, please!
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